Ideas...

June says:
in rome i was mistaken as a prostitute

June says:
italian police are so thick. Admittedly this was 3 in the morning or something, but what kind of prostitute walks about the streets of rome with a map and a suitcase

June says:
I think it was me going HOTEL? HOTEL?? that made them wary :P

Gav says:
that is hilarious

Gav says:
june the roman prostitute

June says:
it wasn't so hilarious trying to explain it to them

June says:
actually, i reckon i could have been a travelling prostitute

June says:
a sort of Fuck n Go system

June says:
similar to congestion charging in developed countries

Gav says:
you could make business cards before you go